Seriously, where do these people come from?
Posted on | February 25, 2009 |
And by “these people” I mean Republicans of course. Â It really is mind boggling. Â First up, we have Dean Grose, Mayor of Los Alamitos, California. Â Grose sent out an email with a photo of the White House that showed, in place of the lawn, rows of watermelons. Â The caption read “No Easter Egg Hunt this year.” Â You couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried.
When the mayor came under fire (sadly, only figuratively) he responded by claiming he didn’t know about the racial stereotype that black people like watermelon.  To steal from Seth Myers: Really?  Really?!?!  (five bucks says  Myers uses this on SNL this weekend).  So let’s think about this for a second, Mr. Mayor.  If you really didn’t know about the stereotype, that kind of begs a question :  What is the fucking point of the image and caption?  It makes no sense whatsoever.  None.  Zero.  Zip. Zilch.  Nada.  Bagel.  Donut. Â
Sorry dude, but you’re just another jerk off right wing asshole, hiding his racism and hate behind so called “family values.” Â You had your eight years, but it’s over. Â And so are you. Â Definitely a candidate for Douchebag of the Year.
And while we’re on the subject of assholes, why is it I keep hearing so much concern from republicans about all the spending Obama is proposing in the Stimulus Package? Â Because I don’t remember any of you whiny little fucktards getting all bent out of shape when Bush decided to take a trillion (1,000,000,000,000) dollars and flush it down the toilet in Iraq while, at the same time, managing to send thousands of Americans and countless Iraqi’s to their deaths for no apparent reason whatsoever. Â (If you say 9/11, you lose a testicle.) Â Where were you then? Â Oh, that’s right, you were standing behind him, flag pins on your lapels, and shredded pieces of the Constitution at your feet. How about keeping your blathering pie holes shut for a while? Â If the stimulus plan creates one job, just one, it will be a greater success than all of the last eight years of W combined. Â STFU.
And while we’re still on the subject of douchebags and assholes, (and let’s face it, when AREN’t we around here?) has anyone’s political star ever shone brighter or burned out quicker than Bobby Jindal’s seemed to have done last night? Â Touted as the Repub answer to Obama, Lousiana Governor (how did THAT happen?) Bobby Jindal gave the republican response to Obama’s address last night. Â EPIC FAIL. Â Thanks for playing Bobby, but you’re all done. Â See you never. Â David Brooks referred to JIndal’s rebuttal as “nihilism” and called it “insane… a disaster for the party.” Â At least there is some good news for the American people, Â I guess.
Face it folks, the Republicans not only want Obama and his programs to fail, they NEED them to fail. Â This is a reality that should not be overlooked. Â Elected officials of the republican party need the already disastrous American economy, to get worse. Â They need to have continued, if not increased, hostility throughout the world, especially in the middle east. Â They need there to be ongoing terrorist attacks throughout the world, most preferably for them, on American soil. Â Because if none of that happens, where will they be in four years? Â Exactly where they should be: Extinct. Â How do you feel about a political party that wants America to suffer four long, hard, potentially deadly years, just so they can get back in office and give all your money to the giant corporations? Â Again.Â
Republicans. Â Still assholes after all these years.
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One Response to “Seriously, where do these people come from?”

February 25th, 2009 @ 7:17 pm
“Still assholes after all these years.”
Isn’t that a Paul Simon song?
Should be.
…Let’s go Nation! Youtube is calling.