Even more bags of douche.
Posted on | January 30, 2009 |
The Manning brothers and the Williams sisters. Â As in Peyton and Eli Manning, NFL quarterbacks and Venus and Serena Williams, tennis stars. Â Why? Â Because they are doing commercials for Oreo cookies, that’s why. Â Now, don’t get me wrong, Oreo cookies are delicious. Â But they’re also poison. Â Yeah, I said it. Â You ever read the ingredients on one of those packages? Â I can tell you this, any professional athlete who is eating Oreos is a goddamned moron. Â They ain’t even remotely good for you. Â Of course, neither is Coca Cola, Pepsi, or any other soft drink that so many pro athletes are paid millions to advertise. Â What a joke. Â The basic concept of the commercial is: eat/drink our product to be like these famous athletes. Â Yet, any true professional athlete doesn’t eat or drink that product. Â Or at the very least, they certainly shouldn’t. Â Maybe I’m giving them too much credit and they do eat that shit. Â Maybe they have lunch at McDonald’s every day, but I doubt it. You couldn’t pay me enough to eat there. You want your body to perform, you better fill it with good fuel. Â You got to get the high octane, not the cheap ass regular unleaded. Â That ain’t gonna make the nut. Â of course, if you work out as much as they do, you have some leeway in that your body is conditioned to burn just about anything you put into it, but it;s going to burn more efficiently if you fill it with better quality food and drink. Â pretty much any food or drink advertised on tv? Â Terrible for you. Â Sorry, but you know it’s true. Â Sadly, the organic Oreo knock offs they have at Whole Foods taste like cardboard.