Even more bags of douche.
Posted on | January 30, 2009 |
The Manning brothers and the Williams sisters. As in Peyton and Eli Manning, NFL quarterbacks and Venus and Serena Williams, tennis stars. Why? Because they are doing commercials for Oreo cookies, that’s why. Now, don’t get me wrong, Oreo cookies are delicious. But they’re also poison. Yeah, I said it. You ever read the ingredients on one of those packages? I can tell you this, any professional athlete who is eating Oreos is a goddamned moron. They ain’t even remotely good for you. Of course, neither is Coca Cola, Pepsi, or any other soft drink that so many pro athletes are paid millions to advertise. What a joke. The basic concept of the commercial is: eat/drink our product to be like these famous athletes. Yet, any true professional athlete doesn’t eat or drink that product. Or at the very least, they certainly shouldn’t. Maybe I’m giving them too much credit and they do eat that shit. Maybe they have lunch at McDonald’s every day, but I doubt it. You couldn’t pay me enough to eat there. You want your body to perform, you better fill it with good fuel. You got to get the high octane, not the cheap ass regular unleaded. That ain’t gonna make the nut. of course, if you work out as much as they do, you have some leeway in that your body is conditioned to burn just about anything you put into it, but it;s going to burn more efficiently if you fill it with better quality food and drink. pretty much any food or drink advertised on tv? Terrible for you. Sorry, but you know it’s true. Sadly, the organic Oreo knock offs they have at Whole Foods taste like cardboard.