The Horror. The Horror.
So, I’m just hanging out at home on a Saturday night in LA. Doing dishes and what not. And I get this email:
CASTING HOT GIRLS AND GUYS FOR “MY NEW BFF”
PARIS HILTON’S SMASH HIT TV SERIES IS BACK FOR SEASON TWO!
The Heiress to American Royalty extends her most exclusive invitation to expand her A-List Clique!
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Even more bags of douche.
The Manning brothers and the Williams sisters. As in Peyton and Eli Manning, NFL quarterbacks and Venus and Serena Williams, tennis stars. Why? Because they are doing commercials for Oreo cookies, that’s why. Now, don’t get me wrong, Oreo cookies are delicious. But they’re also poison. Yeah, I said it. You ever read the ingredients [...]
More douchebags.
So I’m browsing the daily headlines and I see that many of the passengers of the Hudson River bound US Airways jet are upset about the compensation they’ve been given by the airline. Apparently, they all got $5000 for lost luggage, with the potential for more, and free first class upgrades for one year. ANd [...]
What is wrong with these people?
So, by now most of us have heard of this woman here in LA who just gave birth to 8 children at once. For a while there it was unconfirmed whether or not she had used in vitro fertilization. Well, unconfirmed to anyone with an IQ lower than their shoe size at least. 8. Eight! [...]
John Turturro is doing Heineken ads…
Raging Bull, To Live and Die in LA, Gung Ho, The Color of Money, Do the Right Thing, Barton Fink, Jungle Fever, Quiz Show, Box of Moonlight, The Big Lebowski, Rounders, O Brother Where Art Thou? and many many others.
And now? Beer commercials. A little piece of me just died.
Ask not for whom the Bell tolls…
…it tolls for thee Turd Blossom.
tick tock mother effer: CLICK HERE
(Turd Blossom was W’s nickname for Karl Rove.)
Press
Here’s a link to an article written about the Brand New Day event I held at my gallery on Tuesday night to celebrate our new President. CLICK HERE
And here’s a link to more photos of the event…CLICK HERE I think the photog split before it got really crowded so below is one of my pics.
The Academy gets one right. And one wrong.
Oscar noms are out and for me, there were two surprises. But only one of them was good. Michael Shannon received a nom for supporting actor for his brilliant, movie stealing performance in Revolutionary Road, an otherwise so-so movie. Yes, DiCaprio, Winslet, and Bates all give excellent performances, the story is well done, the film [...]
Done and Done.
Ok, that’s it. He’s the Man now. What was up with Roberts fucking up the oath? Yes, Obama jumped the gun on the first phrase, but then Roberts tried to get him to say the “office to the President” rather than the “office OF the President”. I’ll have to watch it again, but it looked [...]
Biden’s in as Veep.
Which means Cheney’s out. See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya. My guess is he goes from natural causes within 18 months max.
Now we get a tune before the big dance. Holy crap I have tons to do today for the party tonight, but can’t leave before it’s done. which means I’ll have to watch [...]