Bush will resign if he knows what’s good for him.
You heard it here first. If Bush has the instinct for self preservation the rest of us humans have, I predict that he will resign. Not tomorrow. Not next week. But on January 19th. Why? So that Dick Cheney will become President for a few hours. And the [...]
Holy crap. When did I become a Jonas Brother?
For some reason, I have had zero head shots with my hair anywhere near its natural state. Until now. I’ve narrowed them down from a few hundred to the 5 below (although there’s one more entire set of me with a crazy big fro that I’m still waiting on). I figure if [...]
Devastating news…
From the NY Times:
“Total Request Live,” the after-school snack for a generation of MTV viewers, is filming its final episode on Sunday.
From me:
How will I even get out of bed in the morning? Truly, American society is losing one of its most important and relevant pillars. Surely, our once proud and free Nation [...]
Miley Cyrus. WTF?
So I get home right at midnight tonight. I figure I can catch the last half hour of Letterman before turning in for the evening. But no. Some bull shit fire in Sylmar is “Breaking News” on CBS and they’ve got ongoing live coverage. Fine. Whatever. So I flip [...]
I rest my case…
in my previous blog, I nominated Kanye West for Douchebag of the Year. Then this happened:
From the AP:
LONDON — Rapper Kanye West was arrested after a fracas outside a nightclub but released without charge, British media reported Friday.
Like I said, I rest my case. I figured West was a shoe in to win, [...]
Early nominee for Douche Bag of the Year: Kanye West
From the AP:
Kanye West is to music what Michael Jordan was to basketball — at least that’s what West thinks, in his humble estimation.“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade…”
From me:
Hey, I’m all for confidence, believing in yourself, [...]
It won’t stop.
Politics. Silly me, I thought I could escape it for a while. The right man won and America was back with a chance again. A long shot, to be sure, but a chance at least. Which is more than we had under Bush or would have had under McCain. And [...]
Maybe I’d make a good Dread Pirate Roberts…
Stealing from the one and only Inigo Montoya: “I have been in the Revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my Life.”
OK, OK, so I was wrong.
I was wrong about the massive turnout. Sure it was big, but I thought it was going to be much bigger. Disastrous actually. Not in terms of the result, but in terms of essentially crashing the system for the bulk of the day in places like Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, and Ohio. [...]
Not bad. Not bad at all.
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