Executive order #1: Club Soda and Salt
Posted on | November 20, 2008 |
Just finished watching a rerun of a classic Curb Your Enthusiasm episode: Club Soda and Salt. Holy Toledo, Larry David is some kinda genius. But he’s only putting out what, ten episodes a year? If we’re lucky. It’s not enough.
I’d like to call on President Elect Barack Obama to issue an executive order to get Larry back to work. And that right soon. We need his humor. Now more than ever. Maybe it doesn’t have to be Executive Order #1. It can come after the orders closing Guantanamo, banning torture, reversing all the last minute horseshit the Bush admin is currently passing that are furthering endangering rare species, opening up national parks to drilling and mining, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. So what I’m trying to say is, Bama can do it on Day two of his Presidency.
Larry David. A National Treasure. Mostly because he is quite simply hilarious. But also because of the memories I have of watching the first few seasons of his incredible show. I was, and still am, a huge Seinfeld fan. Give me a line from Seinfeld. Any line at all. And I can give you the next one. Or the previous one. Or, quite possibly, the entire episode. But for whatever reason, it took me a few years before I ever even bothered to check out Larry David’s post Seinfeld gig: Curb Your Enthusiasm. And when I finally did, when I finally picked up the first couple of seasons on dvd to watch with my then girlfriend, well, it may seem odd, but those are some of the best memories of my entire life.
I’d cook dinner for us, we’d hang out and watch an episode or two, laughing hysterically the whole way, curled up together on the couch. Which may seem odd for two young, would be actors in Hollywood to get such a kick out of. I suppose we should have been out drinking, clubbing, partying and whatever else it is the kids today do, but it was a fun night to us. So yeah, it’s slightly selfish of me to want more Curb. But you’ll enjoy it, too. So I’m not all bad. At least, I didn’t used to be.
Thanks for the good times Larry. I hope there’s more to come.
Larry David: “Glue gun? Yeah, like I know how to work a glue gun.”
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