Three generations of imbeciles are enough…
Give me a single reason why……thirty percent of Americans still approve of W. That, according to a new ABC News poll. Which they look at like it’s a big deal that seventy percent disapprove. But to me, the staggering number is the thirty who do approve. What is it that you [...]
Somebody make it stop. Please.
Here’s more nuggets of wisdom from the gift that just keeps on giving, Sarah Palin. You can’t watch the whole thing, it’s too painful. I’m serious, don’t even try, you might not survive it. Just skip to about 3:10 to find out which newspapers and magazines Sarah gets her info from. [...]
You’re an idiot.
Why? Why do people seem to want to vote for people “like them” for important public offices? It’s insane. But that’s what we’ve been told was one of the reasons that Bush “defeated” Gore in 2000, and I think it was also mentioned in his 2004 victory over Kerry. Because people [...]
It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue
You must leave now, take what you need, you think will last.
But whatever you wish to keep, you better grab it fast.
Yonder stands your orphan with his gun,
Crying like a fire in the sun.
Look out the saints are comin’ through
And it’s all over now, Baby Blue.
The highway is for gamblers, better use your sense.
Take what [...]
Dow plummets nearly 700…
Back in a jiffy. Gotta run to the bank real quick.
And then I’m gonna buy stock in Serta, Sealey, Simmons, Beauty Rest, etc.
Mattresses. The new Bank Of America.
What to look for on Thursday night…
Palin’s hair. Will she wear it up or down? If it’s up, as seems to be standard for her, my guess is she tanks it big time and this thing is even more over than I already think it is. If it’s down, I think she will hold her own and that [...]
Hey Biden, Listen Up.
Dear Senator Biden,
While I would enjoy watching you debate Governor Palin immensely on Thursday, I have an idea for something that might be even more enjoyable. May I suggest that at your first opportunity to speak during the debate, you simply cede ALL OF YOUR TIME to Governor Palin. Perhaps under the reasoning [...]
The Return of Hank Moody… Finally.
He’s back. David Duchovny as the the loveable Fuck Up, Hank Moody. The second season of Californication premiered on Showtime tonight and even if I’d only seen the end credits I would have known that creator Tom Kapinos and his team were still very much on form. Why? Because the episode [...]
Please, for the love of all that is holy…
Whoever is moderating the VP debate next week, I beg of you to ask about evolution/creationism regarding man v. dinosaurs. Please. I’ll pay you to do it.
And I want to know- who? Who out there thinks this woman is qualified to be VP? Seriously. Because if you think she is [...]
Decisions, decisions.
Ok, so his seat is too low, he needs some air in his back tire, and he could lose that crazy fender contraption, but he’s still on a friggin’ bicycle. Big Points in my book. (Which is the only book I’m much interested in, so that works out well.)
Am I being [...]