Hey. Jackass.
Posted on | June 12, 2008 |
First, you nearly run into me while attempting to manuever your behemoth of a vehicle through the parking lot while talking on your cell phone and smoking. Then, you take both of the remaining parking spots up in one shot. Finally, I spend 25 minutes in the bank and you are still in your car, still on the damn phone, still taking up two spots, and still smoking.
Here’s my suggestions:
1) Learn how to drive. Or at least get a smaller fucking car. Preferably both.
2)Get off the phone while the car is moving. It’s the law in a couple of weeks anyway.
3) By all means, please, keep smoking. That way, you’ll be dead by Christmas and then everybody wins.
SUV’s are for jackasses. Always have been, always will be.