New American Language
This great Dan Bern song just came on my ipod as I’m getting ready to head out and I must say I identify with this sentiment in a big way sometimes:
Yeah but somtimes I think the thing to do
Would be to get a place way out in Missouri
Put down as many months rent as you [...]
Hey. Jackass.
First, you nearly run into me while attempting to manuever your behemoth of a vehicle through the parking lot while talking on your cell phone and smoking. Then, you take both of the remaining parking spots up in one shot. Finally, I spend 25 minutes in the bank and you are still in [...]